Now's your chance to get noticed!
By me, that is.
It's common knowledge how breathtakingly beautiful I am; I've got the kind of beauty that transcends all cultures & eras, that launches ships, etc., etc. You know you love me for it.
Well, why wait until February to express it? Why get lost in the crush of paper Valentines that fill my mailbox? Get noticed by me; set yourself apart for godsakes!
Elizabeth Taylor's jewels are going up for auction, gang. Need I say more? (Okay, if I need to, then here's the "more": Make a bid, why don't you? Buy me something nice!!)
For instance, this: I look great in purple! (I also look good just in regular, colorless ICE!! It has something to do with my silver hair!)
It's common knowledge how breathtakingly beautiful I am; I've got the kind of beauty that transcends all cultures & eras, that launches ships, etc., etc. You know you love me for it.
Well, why wait until February to express it? Why get lost in the crush of paper Valentines that fill my mailbox? Get noticed by me; set yourself apart for godsakes!
Elizabeth Taylor's jewels are going up for auction, gang. Need I say more? (Okay, if I need to, then here's the "more": Make a bid, why don't you? Buy me something nice!!)
For instance, this: I look great in purple! (I also look good just in regular, colorless ICE!! It has something to do with my silver hair!)
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