OMG, I had the best dream!
I dreamed about Keith Richards all night long b/c, as usual, I had been reading his memoir, Life, before going to sleep. I am SOOOO loving that book. It is just so fucking good! I cannot believe he can remember all this stuff -- after, you know, some drug intake here & there over the years, etc., etc.
Anyway. In my dream, he was staying at my house indefinitely with his daughter Angela, who was about 11 in my dream. And Keith was about 28 or 30, around there. The two were just inseparable. He was really hyper and funny and just so incredibly fun to have around.
Suddenly a UPS truck pulled up my driveway and there was this incredible gift for me. It was inside a really large cardboard guitar case (grey). There was all this tissue paper wrapping in the case with the Stones' Lapping Tongue logo all over it (also grey). And I said to Keith, "Wow, did you get me this???" And I unwrapped this pair of really gorgeous Baccarat crystal flower vases that had solid gold bases with various Rolling Stones motifs embossed in the gold. They were just gorgeous.
He didn't say whether he had bought them for me or not, although I suspected he had, and I thought, God, he is just so nice! He took the vases from me and set them on the table. Then all of the sudden I noticed that he had set my front stoop on fire! I said, "Keith! You started a fire!" And by this time, it was really raging. We went outside and he was totally just smiling and happy and hyper and he said, "Don't worry. It's just a fire. I'll take care of it. Look -- here's a hose!"
But it needed to be attached to the spigot and the spigot was directly in the fire. Keith put his hand right in the flames to attach the hose to the spigot and I was just flabbergasted that he didn't get burned -- at all. I said, "Oh man, I can't watch this. I have to go back inside.'
And Keith said really happily, "Could you bring me out some M&Ms then?" (Lordy; if you are also reading this book, you know where all this stuff is coming from!!)
It was just too funny!! What a cool dream.
Anyway. In my dream, he was staying at my house indefinitely with his daughter Angela, who was about 11 in my dream. And Keith was about 28 or 30, around there. The two were just inseparable. He was really hyper and funny and just so incredibly fun to have around.
Suddenly a UPS truck pulled up my driveway and there was this incredible gift for me. It was inside a really large cardboard guitar case (grey). There was all this tissue paper wrapping in the case with the Stones' Lapping Tongue logo all over it (also grey). And I said to Keith, "Wow, did you get me this???" And I unwrapped this pair of really gorgeous Baccarat crystal flower vases that had solid gold bases with various Rolling Stones motifs embossed in the gold. They were just gorgeous.
He didn't say whether he had bought them for me or not, although I suspected he had, and I thought, God, he is just so nice! He took the vases from me and set them on the table. Then all of the sudden I noticed that he had set my front stoop on fire! I said, "Keith! You started a fire!" And by this time, it was really raging. We went outside and he was totally just smiling and happy and hyper and he said, "Don't worry. It's just a fire. I'll take care of it. Look -- here's a hose!"
But it needed to be attached to the spigot and the spigot was directly in the fire. Keith put his hand right in the flames to attach the hose to the spigot and I was just flabbergasted that he didn't get burned -- at all. I said, "Oh man, I can't watch this. I have to go back inside.'
And Keith said really happily, "Could you bring me out some M&Ms then?" (Lordy; if you are also reading this book, you know where all this stuff is coming from!!)
It was just too funny!! What a cool dream.
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