I know -- you're probably thinking I'm all excited about how fucking GORGEOUS Johnny Depp looks on the cover of the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, or about how fucking INCREDIBLE it is that Patti Smith interviewed him (it's good to be king -- isn't it??). Or perhaps you're thinking I'm going to say something overly spastic about all those never-ending tattoos that keep popping up on those parts of his body that are readily viewable to the readily-viewing public (which can only make us guess about those parts of his body we can't readily see...)

But au contraire! If you think any of those thoughts, you are so sorely mistaken, my friends!

I am excited because it's SNOWING!!!! Yay!!!