... vehicle for delivering Irish butter and pure maple syrup to your eagerly awaiting tummy is Van's Organic frozen waffles!! Yay! In, like, under 2 minutes your mouth can be in the throes of ecstasy, gang! (Aren't killer deadlines great??? You come up with all kinds of ways to get yummies into your tummy as quickly as possible.) (Did you read the memoir Before Night Falls by Reinaldo Arenas? If you didn't, it's amazing & you should read it, gang. Anyway, he wrote about stocking up on those little jars of baby food in order to get food into you as quickly as possible while you're in the throes of a writing binge. If you aren't a writer, you probably won't understand this...)