So what about Johnny Depp and that gorgeous (mature & silver-haired) bodyguard already? Is he incredible looking or what? How fucking wonderful is that, anyway? I ask myself, "do they go everywhere together? Do they do everything together?" My super-nimble imagination just races, I must say. Whew. (Oh daddy, sweat sweat sweat.) Why is it that I never get tired of looking at those two??? (Yes, I now have a picture of them together on my wall! What's with me?)

And what the heck is this??? It's a photo of me from 1995! In what was my most favorite bedroom on Earth -- on West End Avenue. (Thanks for the photo, Holly!)