My lovely agent, who has been on maternity leave taking care of her wee bonnie laddie, is back (if a little sleep-deprived), and you know what that means????

(Correct reply would be: Yeah, it means the memoir stuff begins.)

If you thought I was a deranged lunatic while writing Twilight of the Immortal (and if you were among the lads and/or lasses attempting to date me during that period, there's no need to agree that whole-heartedly, thanks very much), then wait until you see the insanity I'm going to be flailing about in now!

I will be dedicating this new memoir to Sean Meriwether (and of course also to my family, but for other reasons) b/c Sean really helped me come to terms with some very serious shit about my life -- and helped me get past it. Well, to even embrace it and then get past it. To be honest, without him, I'm not sure I would have survived 2007.

Grazie, mille, bambino. Baci!