...masquerading as "a photographer"! Oh, ha ha ha.

Why am I so bad at it? For instance, in the photo below, you would never know that not only the tree but the floor lamp are both taller than I am, but I've managed to capture them "in miniature". And the sparkly-blue wreath on the wall looks like it should be in Barbie's Dream House. Hmmm! Perhaps there's a "miniature" setting on my camera that I hit accidentally.

But anyway, below is a shot of this year's Christmas tree in my own personal dream house, followed by a shot of the Christmas Devil Cat!! Yay!! (That's Fluffy masquerading as a miniature Christmas spawn from Hell!) You can also see my Vera Wang handbag that I so love. However, I don't love it so much that I wanted to include it in this year's Christmas decor -- it is simply there by accident. Such is the life of a lowly amateur photographer, gang. Anyway. Peruse and enjoy! And thanks for visiting!! ho ho ho.