...that it isn't even funny!

I found this in the checkout aisle of the grocery store yesterday and my mouth fell open. Here, I'd thought they'd already cornered every conceivable Pirates of the Caribbean merchandising piece of crap they could think of. But au contraire!

What really amused me about this particular product is that when I lived in Tiny Town, PA, we had the world's one & only Pez Museum! (It was actually pretty cool. I took the tour once.) For that reason alone, I went ahead and bought this. I will treasure it eternally. In fact, I'm having my will re-drawn even as we speak to ensure that my lucky heirs don't miss out on this valuable piece of my estate.