No! These are some of the lovely things blooming in my front yard! (As always, I am less than stellar as a photographer... and none of the photos from the backyard came out at all. Sorry.)

The peonies starting to bloom outside my kitchen window:



And here are the roses right in front of my front door:



The peonies again, and behind them are some really lovely "old roses" but you can't see them too well. This is outside my kitchen door. (BTW, these all smell indescribably intoxicating...)