... you're merely an extension of my huge ego and towering greed -- OOPS! -- I meant to say, your life is sacred to me and in fact my love for you means more to me than life itself:

Celebrities earn millions for magazines' baby cover shot

BY GINA SALAMONE

Monday, February 18th 2008, 4:00 AM (From New York Daily News)

"Christina Aguilera has every reason to be smirking on this week's People magazine cover. Reports say she scored as much as $2 million for the exclusive shot with new baby boy Max..."

Gosh, some people really suck, don't they?