Seriously, who would have thought this would ever happen? I know I didn't. Even though they both seem perfectly content with their decision and all, and it's been several years in the making -- the divorce, I mean. But I still can't really believe it. They seemed like Destiny Personified, didn't they? Ah well, it is none-the-less official: Valerie and Eddie are kaput. (Skinnier and sober-er, but still kaput.) Adios, amigos.