Like many of the world's top erotica writers, I punch a clock, 9 to 5, five days a week, at Amalgamated Erotica Corp.

As luck would have it, I am featured hard at work, along with M. Christian, in one of their recent coporate photos. You can read all about my day job here. (But please do not attempt to immitate my fashion sense -- or my spelling sense, for that matter; they are trademarked and I will sue. A word to the wise is sufficient.)

Over and out.